These predictions were not included in the Bear notes predictions. The editor said that a "more eclectic audience" (i.e. HO'TFAA) might appreciate them.
Over/Unders:
| Rose Bowl cheers led by Vic right after we take a 3-0 lead over Southern Miss. this Saturday. | 4 |
| Victories over LA schools | 1/2 |
| Victories over Top-25 schools | 1.5 |
| Bears snatch defeat from the jaws of victory | 1.5 |
| Close games won by the Bears | 2 |
| Routs | 3 |
| Corners turned by the Bears | 9 |
| Number of fat jokes T Hough will yell at Keith Gilbertson from the stands | 5 |
| Arrests at this year's Big Game | 19 |
| # of people Malie knows at the Cal-UCLA game | 4 |
| Times Greig Lowell will shake his head, tip a warm flat beer, and say "Best weekend of the year!" on the evening of 11/21 | 3.5 |
| Games Schwartz will attend | 1/2 |
| Times Fortier will be in town for a Cal game but watch it from a bar | 1/2 |
| People at Chris and Donna Barry's post-UCLA game party | 22 |
| # of over/under predictions I'll make this season | 14 |