TOP TEN REASONS THE HOLIDAY BOWL IS BETTER THAN THE ROSE BOWL

November 17, 2006

  1. It's territory we know
  2. Tickets will be 1/10th the price
  3. Less earthquakes at Holiday Bowl
  4. Rose Bowl features "Hottest Grandma Contest". 'nuff said
  5. Does the Pac-10 REALLY need the extra 15 million dollars?
  6. There hasn't been a gang killing at the Holiday Bowl in over 3 years
  7. Drinking STARTS before the Holiday Bowl; the Rose Bowl is alway viewed with horrendous hangovers.
  8. Rose Bowl stands will be filled with angry USC fans wondering where their team is
  9. No fucking midgets!
  10. And the number one reason the Holiday Bowl is better than the Rose Bowl:

BECAUSE IF THE BEARS DON'T WIN TOMMORROW IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE!